TheShred 80 A holiday story of delight and wonder for my pals at cracked.to! :kek: :kek: :kek: Oh on a young winter evening the halls of the forum were jolly with gifts of combos and vouches for all! But there was a small fairy named @mesvak that was quite a bit slow oh how he struggled to use his brain cells, he flipped and he flapped all over the place while the @FBI watched from a nearby satallite, @cab tried to grab him and whipped and he waved trying to get a grip but oh @mesvak was to sweety from the excessive amount of porn on the leaks page. @floraiN ran in with a rope tied like a lasso screaming "for the forum I shall pull down this all mighty blaggard" as all ran in to help and watch they were amazed when @florain got a knot round his crouch, everyone was confused however by the site they were seeing @floraiN clutching @mesvaks sweety balls as the @FBI moved closer! The people started screaming as the @FBI approached ramming the door in and stealing @cab's brooch! @mesvak screaming the rope tight round his balls "Oh @TFue oh @TFue Oh please help us" @TFue ran in controller in hand @Am1nol on his back ready to slam, @TFue chucked a controller directly at there heads the @FBI turned around and shot them both dead, a nearby hermit heard the gunshots oh he wandered in wondering what had happened "Oh @xmoses" mesvak cried "your finally here please oh please help us I beg of you ill even give you my eyes" @xmoses stood and stared as the rope lightly hung swinging and swaying from @mesvaks balls, he stared wondering how that ever got there, @xmoses walked forward and looked into @mesvak's eyes with a terrifying glare, then he gripped @mesvak's balls full of sweat and stranger odors he gave them one giant lick as the @FBI stared getting out there camera to make a new exclusive release, @xmoses sat for hours just fondeling @mesvak's Balls as @mesvak started to cry @KSZ dropped down from the cieling landing cock first ontop off xmoses! @mesvak oh galloped around like a clown like a retard he frowned and twirled straight out the window to the pavement he struck. Oh all gathered at the window that day, for all was lost with @mesvak's balls gone they all sat in silence as some started to cry, until @Jocker walked in and they started to cheer they all looked up in happyness as @Jocker walked in covered in lube and rope he was ready for a dip! Right into @floraiN oh how they all cheered all pleased that at least something decent was posted on the forum this year. I'm Sorry if you didn't want to be tagged in this just comment below that you want it removed and ill change it , I got supreme and I wanted to contribute but I didnt know what i was also bored and couldn't think of any ideas, if my spelling or grammar is off its cause im retarded don't worry, and to @mesvak you fairy, we all know you want to show your true colors just come out the closet and we can work to accept you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seph 25 Why the fuck did we have to die so fast with @am1nol :am1nol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mesvak 351 omf gud it took me 2 years to read it out but was fucking fucking gay ass and happy bleeding bishes like it tho nice talent bitch :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: :mesvak: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheShred 80 Why the fuck did we have to die so fast with @am1nol :am1nol: You haven't removed enough leechers from the forum :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
