Tell Me a funny Joke.

[iJuggerNugget 60]

well you already have read the title, hit me with your joke

 

(Btw if you say "you" or something like that you are gay)

 

I'll go first: I wish Hilliary Clinton would've been the first f president. Sorry, I meant female but the emale got deleted. 

[CashingOut 23]

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

[MrWadell 8]

Pick up Line jokes - What holds back the incredible hulk and has 36 teeth? My zipper

Do you like math, because i'll add you to my life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply us together.

[Ttv.zxcnikita 6]

when i was born i had a choice to have a big dick or a great memory

-person what you chose

i dont remember

[MrWadell 8]

This is why i have -10 rep

[EPL 4]

none of these are funny imo. step up your game, gamers

[Dog 69]

How do you start a mass shooting at a black school? Call the police.

[KarosSkyArmy 235]

mesvak....

[iJuggerNugget 60]

none of these are funny imo. step up your game, gamers

 

Well if you are so funny, hit me with a joke, you better make me laugh or you are just straight up gay. 

[Arixi 11]

Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up…

 

If you’re not in prison. :)

[ushanka 9]

you, gay btw

[Fours4 32]

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

[Chutiya 0]

Guy turns 46 and wants to get his prostate checked. He goes to a Doctor and tells the Doctor to check his prostate. Doctor tells him to pull down his pants and while he's pulling down his pants, the Doctor wears his gloves and tells him to bend. Doctor puts his finger in his ass and tells him that he is okay and no prostate. The man is still worried and asks a Doctor to put 2 fingers in his ass. Doctor is surprised by his words and asks, "why 2 fingers?" the man replies, "I want a 2nd opinion"