SOME OF THE DARKEST JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD

[manlikephillyd 0]

I don't get why all the black people were acting like Black Panther was their first big movie ------> WHEN PLANET OF THE APES HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 60's.

 

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. --------> THEY GOT EXCITED AND ASKED IF I COULD DRIVE A TRUCK. 

 

I'm not too sure if the KKK were really that racist as people made them out to be ---------> I WENT TO ONE OF THEIR MEETINGS AND THERE WERE A TON OF BLACK PEOPLE HANGING AROUND.

 

 

I think I had sex with a Chinese celebrity -------> She kept screaming 'I'm Wei Tuu Yung'. As if I'm supposed to know her name....

 

I always get some uncontrollable boners in the morning on the ride to school ------> Any other Bus drivers have the same problem?

 

People are like teeth -------> White ones are better. Most are yellow. And Black ones don't work.

 

What's the difference between me and cancer? ------> My dad didn't beat cancer. 

 

 

Yesterday I ran over three disabled children.... -------> CRIPPLE KILL!

 

IF YOU FOUND ANY OF THESE FUNNY LEAVE A LIKE AND HELP A NIGGA OUT <3

 

24 OF YOU NIGGAS READ THIS AND ONLY 3 LIKES WTF, HELP A NIGGA GET TO 75 :)

[Oppai 1]

"24 OF YOU NIGGAS READ THIS AND ONLY 3 LIKES WTF, HELP A NIGGA GET TO 75 :)"

 

begging for likes lol

[manlikephillyd 0]

"24 OF YOU NIGGAS READ THIS AND ONLY 3 LIKES WTF, HELP A NIGGA GET TO 75 :)"

 

begging for likes lol

 

It gets like that pal...

[Kalebninja 0]

These are pretty good, I've only heard the first one before.