Damn, this shit really worked. I hacked into the Fat IT guy's laptop and found a bunch of loli hentai. I dug deeper and found his webcam only to be greeted with a frame full of lard jerking rapidly. I had to close out of that tab fast, but it was too late; the IT guy had already traced my LAN ISP Mainframe and got to my system rootkit dialup. Turns out I'm now facing a multimillion dollar lawsuit for intruding a government institution because schools are technically government institutions. Oh well, at least the program works. Thanks!